Bored Since Birth

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May 29

machistado:

face-down-asgard-up:

redlipstickchick:

LMFAO

oh yeah i was just thinking “i need some random ass dude to tell me how i should present myself because i can’t do anything until i know how a dude feels about it.”

wait. no i fucking wasn’t.

“You don’t need makeup and nice clothes,” says the little boy who photoshopped himself, washed out his skin, and gave himself the most Aryan blue eyes known to man. Okay.

Space would kill you.

Laughing my ass off.

pademelons:

kirreiyy:

plkw3:

adamlazzara:

valeriiina:

castielleftthetardisat221b:

dragonsroar:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES

im not even fucking kidding i just

there were PEOPLE in there

oh my god

my entire life has been a lie

what. I thought they were like…3 feet tall! WHAT.

he is a human tinky winky! this pleases me!

wait there were seriously people in them

i thought maybe the black guy would’ve been the purple one yfm

holy shit. they weren’t tiny?!

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THEY WERE TINY

(via awkwardbirds)

(via nooowestayandgetcaught)

May 28

house-elves:

do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem

(via dick-flips)

lokilies:

ally-osaur:

dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING.

I’M GONNA FUCK THAT HORSE.

(via nooowestayandgetcaught)

gossiplardki:

How I Spent The Prime of My Youth Alone In My Room & Other Wasted Potential: A Memoir

(via fwips)

May 26

sweetsoutloud:

Wagashi- a term used for Japanese confections as a whole; these confections are served by season and are used to compliment teas. Country of Origin: Japan

(Above: a variety of different types of wagashi)

(via zerachin)